Palavras de Luis Sala, o DJ Feio

“As musicas da Chemical Crew que me agradam sao as do EXAILE(pelo menos desse ultimo album) as do ”40%”(que e o OMI que faz) que logo mais vai estar por aqui…agora eu nao posso negar que as do SKAZI,PARANORMAL,VOID,e etc da gravadora bomba as pistas…mas gracas a Deus por eu ter boas coneccoes que nao sao via internet…eu tenho um bom repertorio de musicas e dependendo p/ quem eu toco ,eu tento satisfazer aquele publico local…mas por exemplo qdo toco em festivais e muito dificil eu rolar SKAZI por exemplo,eu realmente gosto de um som mais ROLLIN e nao com muitos breaks…gosto de REEF de guitarras mas nao de um concerto de rock na musica,mas como ja disse antes eu tento fazer um meio a meio,geralmente em set e 2 horas so nos ultimos 40 minutos e que eu toco Chemical Crew,mas e logico que as vezes tem aquela mocada querendo ouvir porrada como por exemplo no RIO,em SANTOS,BELEM DO PARA,enfim a muitas cidades do Brasil que o publico nao gosta que alivie nao ,ai eu engato uma 6 marcha e vamo que vamo,ehehehehe,eu ate comento que se eu botar um Sepultura no meio do set os caras nao vao nem sentir a diferenca,ehehehehe,e brincadeira…”

– retirado do fórum do BaladaPlanet

Java in Debian

Since this has been source of a few lost hours in the past, it’s nice to know the Java Team has a nice solution, called ‘java-package’. This guy has a nice tutorial. He only forgets to say that you should have all dependencies of the JDK/JRE installed before running java-package (eg, run ldd on all binaries. I needed to install libxt6, libxp6, among others. apt is your friend).

Indian State Of Goa Considers Renaming Itself “Progressive”

According to Ott, Goa Trance was invented in 1994 by Ott. The music quickly spread through North London Kebabberies and Cottaging venues before snowballing out to the widespread traveller community. Moving to the Indian coastline, the previous name Chip Shop Trance was dropped in favour of Goa and thus the scene was born.

Goa Trance is loved by wannabe hippies and cynical twats the world over. The fans, whose backgrounds range from middle class to upper middle class, travel up to a thousand miles for a good party — where they stand around talking shit to each other, often barefoot.

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– For the full article head over to PsyReviews. What are you doing here anyway?

Frank Herbert das antigas

Na época que eu escutava o “Piece of Mind” do Iron Maiden, eu não sabia o que era Frank Herbert… hoje em dia estou remontando as coleções antigas (Iron, Judas, Malmsteen, e muito mais) em MPC ou APE, e dando uma ouvida para relembrar. Não é que achei “To Tame A Land” no Piece of Mind? A música tem ‘cara’ de Dune logo de cara!

Mais um para a horda de artistas que prestaram tributo ao mestre Frank Herbert. Do Metal (Domine principalmente) ao PsyTrance (Astral Projection, Ananda, e muitos outros)…

John 00 Fleming To Compile Trance Album For Spun

No, we’re not kidding.

Bom Shankar.

– Did I mention I love psyreviews? You crazy sob should come down to Brazil sometime.

Freguesa bonita não paga, mas também não leva

Olha o precinho do brinquedo:

Microsoft SQL 2005:

A ‘vantagem’ é que parece que a Microsoft é mais razoável que a Oracle quando se fala de processadores dual core, a M$ diz que um processador dual core só conta como um processador, enquanto a Oracle se faz de desentendida…

Alien Project “Apologises Unreservedly” For Accidentally Writing Half-Decent Track

The Trance Police were called in last night to the weekend residedence of “Dirty” Ari “Stinker” Linker, better known as Alien Project, after a tune was released that was in the words of legendary UK trance DJ Quentin Ponsonby-Smythe “bangin’.”

The tune was first played by Dutch psy legend DJ Unrlsd, and the crowd went wild. Chaos ensued, and the local hospital confirmed that one punter was overcome with “being impressed” while six more were rushed into the emergency room with “positive vibes.”

The track, which cannot be named for fear of the damage it might cause, was released on a compilation which cannot be named for fear of the damage it might cause, on a label which cannot be named for fear of the damage it might cause. It features a sample from a film and a bassline, while sources confirmed the BPM was “somewhere in between 143 and 145,” declining to comment further.

Alien Project issued a statement last week in which he “apologised unreservedly” for the mistake. “It was not my intention to cause offence or damage. I know people expect me to write music that becomes a soundtrack to their going to the bar, having a piss, or getting out a calculator to work out how much they and their housemates owe for the last quarter’s gas bill. On behalf of everyone concerned, I apologise.”

– once again from the f*cking excellent PsyReviews. Excellent yes, even if he thinks TIP Purple is any good.

SHA-1 Quebrado!

Parece que é fato. Pelo menos é o que diz o Bruce Schneier. Deu também no Slashdot. E agora?

Alien Project Uses Lavatory Unaided

The world of israeli foundations was shaken to its trance yesterday, when Ari “I’m Not Gary Lineker” Linker managed to use the lavatory unaided.

“He’s been out of nappies for some time now,” said Astrix, “but this is a real bonus to the scene. The last time i played on stage with him he was wearing Huggies Pull-Ups.”

It is anticipated that Alien Projects music will still stink.

– again from the excellent psyreviews

Israeli Authorities Launch Full-Scale Emergency As Michelle Adamson Not Found On Album

The world of Israeli Trance was shaken to its very roots yesterday with the news that an album was released on an Israeli label that did NOT feature the vocal talents of British trance wailer Michelle Adamson.

The female singer, tasty, was unavailable for comment regaring the incident, thought entirely to be an oversight on the part of the label, who has declined to be interviewed.

An August 2004 poll of Israeli trance producers found that 92% would consider having Michelle in to sing on at least a couple of tunes, “if they thought there was a slight chance of a shag in it.”

A September 2004 poll of worldwide trance recordbuyers found that 92% would consider buying a record featuring Michelle singing on at least a couple of tunes, “if they thought there was a slight chance of a shag in it.”

The “27″ year old, envy of every male trance Dj on the planet for having snogged Posford on more than one occasion, has recorded with trance artists such as Beat Hackers and Sub-6. Previously she was the Dido to Shpongle’s Eminem, and also sung in French on the Younger Brother album.

“How this happened is a disgrace to the industry,” said a statement issued by an unnamed official within the Israeli government’s Ministry For Trance, Fluoro Bracelets And Amazingly Good Pills. “We have placed everything on full alert and will be investigating this matter thoroughly.”