Alien Project Uses Lavatory Unaided

The world of israeli foundations was shaken to its trance yesterday, when Ari “I’m Not Gary Lineker” Linker managed to use the lavatory unaided.

“He’s been out of nappies for some time now,” said Astrix, “but this is a real bonus to the scene. The last time i played on stage with him he was wearing Huggies Pull-Ups.”

It is anticipated that Alien Projects music will still stink.

– again from the excellent psyreviews

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