Israeli Authorities Launch Full-Scale Emergency As Michelle Adamson Not Found On Album

The world of Israeli Trance was shaken to its very roots yesterday with the news that an album was released on an Israeli label that did NOT feature the vocal talents of British trance wailer Michelle Adamson.

The female singer, tasty, was unavailable for comment regaring the incident, thought entirely to be an oversight on the part of the label, who has declined to be interviewed.

An August 2004 poll of Israeli trance producers found that 92% would consider having Michelle in to sing on at least a couple of tunes, “if they thought there was a slight chance of a shag in it.”

A September 2004 poll of worldwide trance recordbuyers found that 92% would consider buying a record featuring Michelle singing on at least a couple of tunes, “if they thought there was a slight chance of a shag in it.”

The “27″ year old, envy of every male trance Dj on the planet for having snogged Posford on more than one occasion, has recorded with trance artists such as Beat Hackers and Sub-6. Previously she was the Dido to Shpongle’s Eminem, and also sung in French on the Younger Brother album.

“How this happened is a disgrace to the industry,” said a statement issued by an unnamed official within the Israeli government’s Ministry For Trance, Fluoro Bracelets And Amazingly Good Pills. “We have placed everything on full alert and will be investigating this matter thoroughly.”

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